Your wife said that she invited you to come to our toga-party with her and you said: “Naw, I’m not going to hang around with those losers.  I’m going to stay home and watch the game.” Don’t expect her home tonight, asshole. 

tags: DL Davito, fun with his wife,drunk wife,revenge,

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